Thursday, March 17, 2011

F@#k Huuuggghhh!!!!! It isn't always necessary to swear . . . even though Larry David is a genius!



Morning All!

Words . . . where would we be without them? I like to think I have a reasonably good vocabulary. I learned to talk before I could walk.

I wanted to talk about words today because I read an interesting article in the New York Times regarding song lyrics. It stated that three songs in the top ten had the . . . "f" word in them. Yes - THAT word. The word that gets everyone in a lather. Begins with f, ends in ck and has a u in there!

When we were on the radio we were very vigilaint to listen to the songs we picked, because we didn't want to have a song played on OUR show that contained any naughty words. You see, any mishap on those lines that gets reported to the FCC and is found to be correct results in a $25,000 fine per utterance not just for the station but for the presenter. Scary stuff indeed.

Now we have come a long way since The Rolling Stones had to change their lyrics to "Let's Spend The Night Together" whilst appearing on "The Ed Sullivan Show" to "Let's Spend Some Time Together" . . .deary me, how puritanical . . . people DO spend time together - none of us would be here otherwise!

Here's the band performing the same song on "Top of The Pops" in England that same year . . . the year I was born!


 

One thing we prided ourselves on when we did "The Nightclub featuring The Late English Breakfast" was our choice of songs. Quite simply our songs were for the more discerning listener. One such act, one whose lyrics, if you listen to them closely, told a story, were those of Billy Joel. He's someone who Linda got me into in quite a big way. I always enjoyed it when we played his music. Listen to them closely and they tell such wonderful stories. Take this song, "Allentown" -


Well we're living here in Allentown


And they're closing all the factories down

Out in Bethlehem they're killing time

Filling out forms

Standing in line.


Well our fathers fought the Second World War

Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore

Met our mothers at the USO

Asked them to dance

Danced with them slow

And we're living here in Allentown.


But the restlessness was handed down

And it's getting very hard to stay

Well we're waiting here in Allentown

For the Pennsylvania we never found

For the promises our teachers gave

If we worked hard

If we behaved.


So the graduations hang on the wall

But they never really helped us at all

No they never taught us what was real

Iron or coke,

Chromium steel.


And we're waiting here in Allentown.

But they've taken all the coal from the ground

And the union people crawled away


Every child had a pretty good shot

To get at least as far as their old man got.

If something happened on the way to that place

They threw an American flag in our face


Well I'm living here in Allentown

And it's hard to keep a good man down.

But I won't be getting up today

And it's getting very hard to stay.

And we're living here in Allentown."

I'm sure you'll agree Mr Joel is a fine wordsmith. As you read the words images instantly appear in your mind of a town probably not unlike many working class towns here in the United States right now.

My message today - you don't have to swear! You swear in songs for no real reason other than cheap publicity. If you use words well you'll create just as memorable a song . . .just like Billy Joel has done for many years.

Enjoy your music,

Eddie